Love Chain

Amor, on his blog, published this chain, that i liked a lot, so i will follow it:

• Pick the closest book, go to page 18, and transliterate the fourth line: "...elásticas sutilezas de los tiempos verbales habrían..." (Las intermitencias de la muerte, of José Saramago, Nobel award of Literature, Lisboa, 2005).
• What was the last thing you saw on TV?: A rank of the top ten animals which created better techniques of survival. Not suitable for lunch.
• Beside the noise of the PC, what do you hear?: The orchestal soundtrack of the game Final Fantasy VII, it fascinates me.
• When did you go out last time , and where did you go?: To the seaside (rambla) twice this day, on the morning and in the afternoon, with different friends.
• What are you wearing now?: A wool pink shirt, and brown trousers, with pink shoes.
• When did you laugh last time?: All day.
• What is in the wall in the room you are located now?: A painting made of my mom, a chinese symbol of autumm in lilac, and a lot of bookshelves.
• Did you see something weird today?: A widget to do widgets. That's something without reason.
• What was the last movie you saw?: I catched a double pack of AXN with The Patriot, and Braveheart. Aweeeesomeeee.
• If you become a billionaire tonight, what would be the first thing you buy?: A house. And a lot of bookshelves.
• Tell us something of you that we don't know: I'm amazingly lazy.
• Do you like to dance?: Yes, a lot, and different styles and types of music too. But only when i'm at a discotheque.
• What names would you pick for a boy and a girl?: Gabriel and Celeste. And Andrés too.
• Did you planned to live abroad?: Yes, at some point in my life. But i love my country.
• What would you like to hear from God when you reach paradise?: "Tell St. Peter that this must be a mistake" (Face of amusement) O_O "Hahahaha, that was a joke, welcome".

Tests

Take the Role-Playing Stereotype quiz.
Take the Villain quiz.

Three lawyer jokes

1) A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!" The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!" 2) A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer. 3) A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us." The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!"

Don't know what to wear

I'm in such a rush, and i don't know what to wear. It's as simple as this: When you're on a hurry, you don't find anything properly to go out to the streets without being locked in a mental house. If you're not in a hurry, nothing fits you properly, so you think you have to buy new clothes (and, obviously, you lack the money for it). Some days you look yourself at the mirror and you like what you're wearing, but usually it doesn't happen most of the time. I completely assumed this situation. So now i have to think fast to put something decent on me and go out. Think think think think think think think...... Eureka!!!!!!! The same pair of jeans, and the usual black long sleeves T-Shirt. The combo that is usually called: Troyan horse, because it's for battle. Everyone has this clothing combo that knows it fits you perfectly. What's yours?

Actually...

I'm feeling bored of having this blog, I'll put a survey, if someone wants this blog to survive, vote for it!! I can't think in english, besides, it bores me to think in english in the way that i'm participating in too many blogs. So, the power resides in you!!!!