tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67927300917942394262024-03-08T04:30:11.064-03:00Outstanding ThoughtsNot so outstanding, but dillusional though. WhateverYosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-77087796145221548902008-02-04T00:28:00.000-02:002008-02-04T00:33:21.933-02:00Farewell my friends...Maybe it's not like i planned to, but I'm not having much time to post in every blog.
Since this blog does not have much posts, and I'm planning something surprising, I will no longer continue to post here. I know, i know, it's not a valid excuse, but if you knew what's going on my head, you'll understand.
Besides, you can still read me, in my <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://yosoyines.blogspot.com">spanish-written blog</a>.
I hate good-byes, so <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">SEE YA!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-1778744292393170962008-01-17T06:02:00.000-02:002008-01-17T06:19:14.333-02:00Tomorrow's Interview<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.elizabethcarlin.com/images/usa-flag.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.elizabethcarlin.com/images/usa-flag.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
About a month ago, I've presented myself for a scolarship to study in the United States.
Since one of the pre-requisites to apply for it was to write a personal essay saying why would someone like to study abroad, and specifically on the States, I have no clue on what would be the questions tomorrow (assuming they've read what I wrote).
Assuming some of the questions will be personal ones (as Do you smoke?, or similar), the one's left remains as a mystery to me.
Suggestions?
Things that come to my mind would be:
<ul><li>What do you think of terrorism?</li><li>Have you been in prison?</li><li>Why would you like to study in the States, over another country?</li><li>Would you consider to live in the States?</li><li>Do you consider yourself better than other appliers to this scolarship?</li><li>What makes you think you deserve this scolarship?</li><li>Name all the 50/51 States
</li><li>Are you snoring?</li><li>Hello?
</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-83475094238081485562007-12-13T08:56:00.000-02:002007-12-13T09:33:35.130-02:00A pleasant call<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">The day before yesterday, a friend of mine from the UK, Z, called me to catch up.</span>
We met over the Internet, and since then (about three or four years ago), we call each other, whether to practise my english and his spanish, to catch up on each other's life, to say Merry Christmas or Happy New Year, or drunk dials -hehe, I have a message of him in my answering machine, where he is totally wasted, hahaha-.
One of the subjects we talked about was employment rates and salaries. Well, he was quite amused and shocked with the salaries you get here in Uruguay. In England, an average salary is about 4000 U$D, while in Uruguay, you can mantain a house on your own with a 400 U$D salary -as a good payment-.
On the other hand, cost of life is way more cheap here than in the UK -or Europe-, besides it's a matter of logic and reason because of our wages, altough in terms of technology costs are almost the same.
So he wanted to invest here -on a banana plantation, if García Márquez hears, he would have a heart attack-, or at least work here to gain experience. And he encountered two difficulties:
<ul><li>His spanish is quite limited, we joked about he working as a dish washer.</li><li>Payment is low, but if it is a salary good enough for living here, that wouldn't be an issue.</li></ul>He asked me where could i find a Spanish institute for foreigners, which i have no idea.
<span style="font-style: italic;">And changing the subject, he went to see Interpol's recital, and when he asked me what music I was listening to, I said I've become an "Indie" Girl.</span>
- "What the hell happened to you? You used to be more hardcore, you know"
- "Well, you know, I softened up"
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Hehehehe.</span>
He also told me he worked as an art ankerman in Australia for about three months, and he's trying to make work out a long distance relationship with a girl there -that's his bad karma, ot wouldn't be the first time that occurs to him the fact of having a long distance relationship-. I would like to help him, but i dunno how to advice him if i never had that kind of love.
We talked about two more hours, but the interesting part of the chat is there, the other stuff are dillusional thoughts of both of us, hehe.
See ya!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-81776830670991804252007-11-23T21:01:00.000-02:002008-12-10T03:32:31.310-02:00Economic Models Explained With Cows<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/R0dcRKW1G8I/AAAAAAAAAP8/hd3a7fpIFBw/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/R0dcRKW1G8I/AAAAAAAAAP8/hd3a7fpIFBw/s400/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136175349946981314" border="0" /></a> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">SOCIALISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">COMMUNISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">FASCISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">NAZISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">BUREAUCRATISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">milk away.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">SURREALISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">AN AMERICAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">The public then buys your bull.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">THE ANDERSEN MODEL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You shred them.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A FRENCH CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A JAPANESE CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A GERMAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">AN ITALIAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A RUSSIAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A SWISS CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A CHINESE CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">AN INDIAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. You worship them.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A BRITISH CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. Both are mad.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">AN IRAQI CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A CANADIAN CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A NEWFOUNDLAND CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.<o:p></o:p></span></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>Diegzorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03210388673161327109noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-58185006062932069842007-11-15T10:42:00.000-02:002007-11-15T10:43:31.910-02:00Spelling<pre><tt> This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at
Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER</tt></pre><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-23772588936415182522007-11-02T17:05:00.001-02:002007-11-02T17:06:11.930-02:00Interpreter, please!<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Real life signs, written by people in different countries struggling to make themselves in english.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ul style="margin-top: 0cm;" type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">In a remote Scottish harbour: “For sale boat single owner green in colour.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">At <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Budapest</st1:place></st1:city>’s zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">In a Polish hotel: “As for the trout served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren as you lie on your deathbed.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">In an <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Athens</st1:place></st1:city> hotel: “If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Rome</st1:place></st1:city> laundry suggests: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Sign in a Norwegian lounge: “Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">An airline ticket office in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Copenhagen</st1:place></st1:city> reminds you: “We take your bags and send them in all directions.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">In a certain African hotel you may choose between: “A room with a view on the sea or the backside of the country.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">A sign on a clothing store in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Brussels</st1:place></st1:city> reads: “Come inside and have a fit.”<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Notice posted on a Romanian hotel elevator: “The lift is being fixed for the next days. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.”<o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>Diegzorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03210388673161327109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-81908196349622314372007-10-25T23:29:00.000-02:002007-10-26T00:54:59.615-02:00Bilingual joke<p><b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; font-weight: bold;">Exercises:
</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; font-weight: bold;">1 - Basic Module.</span></span></b>
<span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">In spanish: Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja mira qué reloj?</span></span>
<span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">In english: </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">watch?</span></span>
</p><p> <b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; font-weight: bold;">2 - Advanced Module.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">
</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">In spanish: Tres brujas travestis miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">travesti mira los botones de que reloj Swatch?</span></span>
<span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">In english: </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">witch watch which Swatch watch switch?</span></span>.</p><p> <b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; font-weight: bold;">3 - Experts module</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; font-weight: bold;"></span></span></b>In spanish: <span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">suizos. ¿Qué bruja sueca transexual mira a qué botón de qué reloj Swatch </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">suizo?</span></span>
<span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">In english: </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;"><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";"></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?</span></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-51491389684974137952007-10-15T22:25:00.000-02:002008-12-10T03:32:31.478-02:00A Series of Tubes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/RxQHuuuz9XI/AAAAAAAAANw/E6mYkYuj1eo/s1600-h/tubes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 385px; height: 307px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/RxQHuuuz9XI/AAAAAAAAANw/E6mYkYuj1eo/s400/tubes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121727175626847602" border="0" /></a>
<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">There is a running joke on the Internet in certain n</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">erdy (in a good way) sites about the Internet being a series of tubes. Some of you may know about this, some may not. This joke was inspired in the words of Senator Ted Stevens when discussing an amendment that would have prohibited ISPs from charging fees to give some companies higher priority access to their networks. His words are just ludicrous and are really something to remember.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">“Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. <o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB">[...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Even more thought-provoking is the fact that people like Senator Stevens take decisions about technological issues when they are clearly not capable of doing so. Decisions regarding the Internet may have an impact on the whole world, not just the <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">US</st1:place></st1:country-region>. And the rest of the world can’t do anything about it.<o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>Diegzorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03210388673161327109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-17802221997145563462007-10-09T09:02:00.000-02:002008-12-10T03:32:31.690-02:00Sense<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/RwtgDgfDYGI/AAAAAAAAANA/tsFSPvj-IE4/s1600-h/2053.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zc5Q7x6F2is/RwtgDgfDYGI/AAAAAAAAANA/tsFSPvj-IE4/s320/2053.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119291014812754018" border="0" /></a>
Hi everyone! Just wanted to share this poster with you. Have fun!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>Diegzorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03210388673161327109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-28038446096013896822007-10-04T09:58:00.001-03:002007-10-04T10:05:33.834-03:00X- Files Remix<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The truth is out there</span></span>
<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:78%;" >(go find it)</span></blockquote></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:78%;" ></span>
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<ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Pick the closest book, go to page 18, and transliterate the fourth line</span>: <span style="font-size:100%;">"...elásticas sutilezas de los tiempos verbales habrían..." <em>(Las intermitencias de la muerte,</em> of José Saramago, Nobel award of Literature, Lisboa, 2005).</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What was the last thing you saw on TV?</span>: A rank of the top ten animals which created better techniques of survival. Not suitable for lunch.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Beside the noise of the PC, what do you hear?</span>: The orchestal soundtrack of the game Final Fantasy VII, it </span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"><em>fascinates me</em></span><span style="font-size:100%;">.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">When did you go out last time , and where did you go?</span>: To the seaside (rambla) twice this day, on the morning and in the afternoon, with different friends.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What are you wearing now?</span>: A wool pink shirt, and brown trousers, with pink shoes.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">When did you laugh last time?</span>: All day.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What is in the wall in the room you are located now?</span>: A painting made of my mom, a chinese symbol of autumm in lilac, and a lot of bookshelves.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Did you see something weird today?</span>: A widget to do widgets. That's something without reason.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What was the last movie you saw?</span>: I catched a double pack of AXN with The Patriot, and Braveheart. Aweeeesomeeee.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">If you become a billionaire tonight, what would be the first thing you buy?</span>: A house. And a lot of bookshelves.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Tell us something of you that we don't know</span>: I'm amazingly lazy.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Do you like to dance?</span>: Yes, a lot, and different styles and types of music too. But only when i'm at a discotheque.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What names would you pick for a boy and a girl?</span>: Gabriel and Celeste. And Andrés too.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Did you planned to live abroad?</span>: Yes, at some point in my life. But i love my country.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What would you like to hear from God when you reach paradise?</span>: <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Tell St. Peter that this must be a mistake"</span> (Face of amusement) O_O <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Hahahaha, that was a joke, welcome".</span>
</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-6804695450504279372007-09-24T18:59:00.000-03:002007-09-24T19:19:04.913-03:00Tests<a href="http://onnachance.com/quiz/qz4.php" target="new">
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Take the <a href="http://onnachance.com/quiz/qz4.php" target="new">Role-Playing Stereotype</a> quiz.
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Take the <a href="http://onnachance.com/quiz/qz4.php" target="new">Villain</a> quiz.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-63008308229603599182007-09-11T12:58:00.000-03:002007-09-11T13:07:00.883-03:00Three lawyer jokes<span id="mylinks_dom" name="mylinks_dom" class="mylinks_css"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1) </span>A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"
The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
<span style="font-weight: bold;">2) </span></span><span id="mylinks_dom" name="mylinks_dom" class="mylinks_css"> A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
<span style="font-weight: bold;">3)</span> </span><span id="mylinks_dom" name="mylinks_dom" class="mylinks_css">A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-44741879439531281922007-09-05T10:10:00.000-03:002007-09-05T10:17:50.373-03:00Don't know what to wearI'm in such a rush, and i don't know what to wear.
It's as simple as this: When you're on a hurry, you don't find anything properly to go out to the streets without being locked in a mental house. If you're not in a hurry, nothing fits you properly, so you think you have to buy new clothes (and, obviously, you lack the money for it).
Some days you look yourself at the mirror and you like what you're wearing, but usually it doesn't happen most of the time.
I completely assumed this situation. So now i have to think fast to put something decent on me and go out.
<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Think think think think think think think......</span>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Eureka!!!!!!!</span>
The same pair of jeans, and the usual black long sleeves T-Shirt. The combo that is usually called: Troyan horse, because it's for battle.
Everyone has this clothing combo that knows it fits you perfectly. What's yours?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-19038724007646712552007-09-02T06:02:00.000-03:002007-09-02T06:05:00.900-03:00Actually...I'm feeling bored of having this blog, I'll put a survey, if someone wants this blog to survive, vote for it!!
I can't think in english, besides, it bores me to think in english in the way that i'm participating in too many blogs.
So, the power resides in you!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-45631843114469311312007-08-26T21:16:00.000-03:002008-12-10T03:32:32.629-02:00Dare to be different<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RtJdTxJ9JzI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/2y2_Pjovsns/s1600-h/DSC00425.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RtJdTxJ9JzI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/2y2_Pjovsns/s400/DSC00425.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103243921958184754" border="0" /></a>
I always thought that routine is so much boring, that you should do something everyday to break it. For example, today I polished a metal box, drawed a tribal dragon on my jeans (to paint it after I finish this), and read a part of a book at 9 am.
<span style="font-weight: bold;">It's not that I'm trying not to get bored, I'm trying to do something unusual, because spices life up.</span>
Actually, it's a simple concept. You do something unusual once a week for example. Not the same day every week, but try to do it often, so you'll feel better about yourself, even if you're stressed out.
Not much though, just little things to lift the every day burden.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-52944947941192194452007-08-09T19:52:00.000-03:002008-12-10T03:32:32.848-02:00Now he's ok<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f9oe3DKbZZM/RqfRTVfBR7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Dxe_P-5p0J4/s320/Fotograf%C3%ADa+263.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f9oe3DKbZZM/RqfRTVfBR7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Dxe_P-5p0J4/s320/Fotograf%C3%ADa+263.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a>
Poor kid, i was hoping that he would get better last days, but since two days ago, he was in the hospital. His name is Bruno, and he's an adorable kiddo. And he deserves the best.
Thank god he's ok now, but seems that he went through hell. I Still want that Croqueta Fest :D<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-46479454515232000742007-08-01T05:31:00.001-03:002007-08-01T05:43:59.644-03:00Metallica<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.themetalcircus.com/images/opinion/metallica/metallica1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.themetalcircus.com/images/opinion/metallica/metallica1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>When I was a teen, I adored this guys. I even tried to go to one of the argentina concerts (but I was a minor, so I couldn't leave the country without permission of my parents, I didn't had passport then).
My first own bought Cd, was the "S&M" Cds that I treasure the most. But then, with the St. Anger cd, and the going of Jason Newsted, I got bored.
Really, I mean, everything ok with the reaaly heavy-trash metal. I do like their first cds, but my ears can't tolerate the St. Anger. Sorry.
Anyway.. I'd leave you this:
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<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Rq2QvqK5nxI/AAAAAAAAAMM/yvHOix4j8s0/s1600-h/ch070727.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Rq2QvqK5nxI/AAAAAAAAAMM/yvHOix4j8s0/s400/ch070727.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5092885902074158866" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-49235089314029854962007-07-30T03:51:00.000-03:002007-07-30T04:12:55.133-03:00Random - ShuffleSometimes I think life is random and shuffle. Not intentionally, but some things do happen by chance.
Thing is, I have friends abroad. And at least three of them are coming to Uruguay in september. I'm afraid if they come on a week that i have exams, i won't be able to pay them too much attention. And chances are, they will not come again to this country.
Shit.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-35127347387596100582007-07-15T23:35:00.000-03:002008-12-10T03:32:33.590-02:00Eight things I've learned about pipes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Rprz1pR6qGI/AAAAAAAAAKw/21B7QJh04Ds/s1600-h/DSC00389.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Rprz1pR6qGI/AAAAAAAAAKw/21B7QJh04Ds/s400/DSC00389.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087646832008013922" border="0" /></a>
Since the eight rarities game can be donde anytime you like, there are eight things I've learned about piepd that I would like to share:
<ol><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Cleaning method:</span> You have to clean the pipe when it's dry and cold.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">To put the tobacco in the pipe, there's a saying that preys</span>: First third, you put the tobacco with the hands of a child (non-tight). Second third, you put the tobacco with the hands of a woman (medium tight). And last, you put the tobacco with the hand of a man (tight enough).</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Have to use two matches to light it</span>: First, you light everything, and then tight the tobacco (even if it turns off), second one, just in the middle of the pipe.
</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">There are blends of tobacco</span>: Virginia is the most regular and neutral blend; the Burley blend it's a litlle more stronger than Virginia; Cavendish it's any sweet blend; Oriental ones are turkish, spicy and not sweet tobaccos; Latakia are also like Oriental, but they are smoked on the preparation of it; and Perique blend, it's an acid blend, original from a certain part of the U.S.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">How to smoke it</span>: You don't swallow the smoke. At all.
</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Cut style:</span> Ready rubbed cut is a very small cut; Flake is a flake-like cut; Ribbon, very common in the Americas (like the ready rubbed); Rough cut, big pieces of tobacco; Cube cut; and the Twist.
</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">My type of pipe</span>: Billiard small bowl size
</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Depends on the time of the day of your smoke, the taste that the tobacco will assemble to: </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Not the same taste if you smoke a pipe at 9 am than 9 pm.</span>
</li></ol>Have good smokes!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-71280076522616606852007-07-11T15:59:00.000-03:002007-07-11T17:20:21.786-03:00Talking to a friend...... I realized that long distances aren't so long, that you could be hugging someone no matter how far this person is, that feelings travel along light and sound distances, you can hear what that person speaks, like if it was whispering to your ear.
<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Being friend to someone can pass tenderness through the sound of the keypad</span>.
Yeap, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm chatting</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-45503373546197026142007-07-07T10:06:00.000-03:002008-12-10T03:32:33.721-02:00To drink a Coke, or not to drink<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Ro-Uw9l3PpI/AAAAAAAAAKM/OwFxP4ldZls/s1600-h/Coke+Background2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/Ro-Uw9l3PpI/AAAAAAAAAKM/OwFxP4ldZls/s320/Coke+Background2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084446073212583570" border="0" /></a>
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There is, indeed, seven situations when it's nice to drink a Coke. I'm a huge fan of Coke, since I was young. Well, here they are:</span>
<ol><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">When you have a hangover</span>: You drank all night long, wake up in the morning, and nothing seems the best for you to have a Coke on the refrigerator.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">When you walk a lot</span>: Maybe you have thirst, but there it's nothing in the world like the sensation of sweetness passing on your throat.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">When you are in an incommodious situation</span>: Nothing better than not having an opinion, glass in hand, and nod with your head.
</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Birthdays</span>: It's always expected on birthdays to drink a nice, smooth, glassed filled with Coke (but, usually, it's warmer because hours passed by since the refrigerator).</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sickness</span>: Lying in the bed, claiming for a Doctor, and a frozen Coke.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reunion with friends</span>: Non-drinkers appreciate the fact that someone buys a Coke in reunions.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reunion with family</span>: Your aunt it's talking about nonsense, and you wish mother earth can open a hole in the floor and swallow you, but your closest thing to that it's not answering by putting indefinetely your mouth in a huge glass filled with Coke.</li></ol><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">And the Coke Song!!!!</span>
<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://stat.radioblogclub.com/radio.blog/skins/mini/player.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#669933" id="radioblog_player_0" flashvars="id=0&filepath=http://www.radioblogclub.com/listen?u=..wLzRmb192cvATNuc2bsJmLvlGZhJ3LyJmLt92Yu02YtRmL3d3d/Coca%2520Cola.rbs&cover=1&crossfader=1&replay=1&colors=body:#669933;border:#33FF00;button:#66FF00;player_text:#66FF00;playlist_text:#999999;" height="23" width="180"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-53578449393905158652007-07-03T02:15:00.001-03:002008-12-10T03:32:33.905-02:00A man can do the difference<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RoncF9l3PjI/AAAAAAAAAJY/qH3kgERXb6Q/s1600-h/Tiananmen_Tank_Man.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082835649455144498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RoncF9l3PjI/AAAAAAAAAJY/qH3kgERXb6Q/s400/Tiananmen_Tank_Man.jpg" border="0" /></a>
<div><a href="http://voyage.typepad.com/.../Tiananmen_Tank_Man.jpg"></a>This image it's quite touching. I really think people can make a difference in the day a day, not only in war crisis.</div><div> </div><div>This photo is memorable. Try to never forget that the actions that we do probably will affect others that surround us.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Check the site: http://outstandingthoughts.blogspot.com</div>YosoyineShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08542054818805066161noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792730091794239426.post-83080060953716625112007-06-26T22:09:00.000-03:002008-12-10T03:32:34.611-02:00Photographies<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RoG6ONl3PdI/AAAAAAAAAIo/po7I9WTYSN0/s1600-h/DSC00365.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080546607980035538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uafOXUb1UiY/RoG6ONl3PdI/AAAAAAAAAIo/po7I9WTYSN0/s400/DSC00365.JPG" border="0" /></a>
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<div><strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">Sometimes, when i'm bored, fascinated or dillusional, i like to take some pictures. This ones are from my father's house, having lunch. Enjoy.</span></strong></div>
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