10/25/2007

Bilingual joke

Exercises:

1 - Basic Module.

In spanish: Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja mira qué reloj?

In english: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

2 - Advanced Module.

In spanish: Tres brujas travestis miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja travesti mira los botones de que reloj Swatch?

In english: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?.

3 - Experts module

In spanish: Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. ¿Qué bruja sueca transexual mira a qué botón de qué reloj Swatch suizo?

In english: Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

5 comments:

>> a l e x i s said...

I prefer Diegzor's posts, they don't make me feel so rusty :(
(But I don't understand them :P)
I really need to start working on this or soon I'll start mixing English with German (see, I was going to write Deutsch there :{ ).
Anyway, that's all.

The Usual Stuff said...

Tongue twisters are a great way to practice pronunciation and fluency. These in particular circulated at my working place a couple of months ago between we bilingual guys and we had a lot of fun!

The Usual Stuff said...

Tongue twisters are a great way to practice pronunciation and fluency. These in particular circulated at my working place a couple of months ago between we bilingual guys and we had a lot of fun!

YosoyineS said...

Alexis: Don't worry, either both of us (you and me) are quite rusty on this language. So keep practising (I'm trying to practise too)

The Usual Stuff: They're cool, aren't they? I've found this tongue twister particulary funny, so I posted it. Glad you enjoyed it.


Kisses!!

Lenna said...

Is not funny my english is so terrible so What is the reason for trade me by this way!!?? Agh! (Sorry my tongue is so tired)